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Mon, 25 Mar 2013 13:45:27 -0400

I miss L.A. Chicago needs to step it's game up.

Sun, 27 Jan 2013 20:18:15 -0500

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Sun, 27 Jan 2013 15:11:00 -0500

Here we go.

Sun, 27 Jan 2013 00:40:33 -0500

rosalienowmoreno:

c-odell:

Granny? Seriously? This is starting to become more entertaining than anything. Never have I been amazingly entertained by a five year old before. Keep it up and I might give you a nickel.

Aren’t you the mature one?

Aren’t you the one to talk about maturity?

Guess who's fucking back from L.A?

Sun, 27 Jan 2013 00:39:29 -0500

lucyxward:

c-odell:

Yeah exactly. ~~Oh nothing. Just ignore that.~~

So did you meet Jeremy’s new bitch yet?

~~Are you sure? I’ve always got an open ear for you if you want to talk.~~

His new bitch? Dammit, how do I always miss out on the exciting stuff. I haven’t heard anything, let alone met the girl. Do tell.

~~I’ll explain it all to you one day. When we’re both in the same death bed together.~~

Anyways, this particular bitch is in my opinion an airhead which is just what Jerm needs in his life. So this girl is a stripper and proud of it. Which I find low and incredibly sad. She’s from Las Vegas and her and Jeremy got hitched about a few days ago and all of a sudden - boom - she’s a fucking Moreno.

Here we go.

Sun, 27 Jan 2013 00:28:27 -0500

rosalienowmoreno:

c-odell:

Your word choices are just childish and wrong.

Wrap it up, Granny. This isn’t a introduction speech for Jeremy’s girls or else he’d still be a virgin. What do you want?

Granny? Seriously? This is starting to become more entertaining than anything. Never have I been amazingly entertained by a five year old before. Keep it up and I might give you a nickel.

Guess who's fucking back from L.A?

Sun, 27 Jan 2013 00:20:48 -0500

lucyxward:

c-odell:

That’s true. But, I still feel Catherine Moreno is rolling around in her grave just thinking about her daughter’s choices. That’s just my opinion though. You know Catherine was a woman of loyalty and extremely-family oriented. I mean I feel like that what was keeping Ella from switching the first place, her mother. I think that’s what keeps everyone from making their decisions. Fear of disappointing the ones they love. Knowing their decision can either be a good or a bad one. ~~I should know. This is what I did what I did before. I had no authority from my parents. I felt I just should go with it. They wouldn’t know, no one in my immediate family would.~~

Yeah, I guess you’re right about that. I think Catherine’s death is what pushed her over the edge, kind of like if she was going to lose one family member then she’d might as well just lose them all in one quick motion. Ripping a band aid off. ~~Wait Char, what are you talking about?~~

Yeah exactly. ~~Oh nothing. Just ignore that.~~

So did you meet Jeremy’s new bitch yet?

Here we go.

Sun, 27 Jan 2013 00:19:26 -0500

rosalienowmoreno:

c-odell:

I wasn’t trying to be funny. Are dumb or just slow?

Did we change our subject to you already? You’re the only dumb and slow here, that’s good you’ve assumed!

Your word choices are just childish and wrong.

Here we go.

Sun, 27 Jan 2013 00:14:23 -0500

rosalienowmoreno:

c-odell:

No. It’s a little something I was born with. Common sense.

Hm, no. That wasn’t funny enough. Try again.

I wasn’t trying to be funny. Are dumb or just slow?

Here we go.

Sun, 27 Jan 2013 00:02:30 -0500

rosalienowmoreno:

c-odell:

SAME. FUCKING. THING. A whore in my book is someone who doesn’t handle their body with love. So I see you love your body a lot after all you starved your way to fucking get there I bet. My ass flabby bitch? No. Not. Even. True. And it’s already happening. Apparently you’ve taken about a good twenty to thirty minutes talking about your life and trying to differentiate the ways of a whore and the ways of a stripper. A stripper is a whore according to modern day fucking society. You know why? They get in front of strangers and shake their fucking tits and asses. Jiggling everywhere making probably what? I dunno. forty to fifty dollars a night? Depends on if they take something extra off. Which they do. Especially in Vegas where prostitution is legal and sky high.

Thee PowerPoint would’ve been handy, you’re a lost case. Keep going, love, you’re doing a marvelous job trying to… I don’t know, what are you doing? Where did you read that, Wikipedia? Really interesting.

No. It’s a little something I was born with. Common sense.

Here we go.

Sat, 26 Jan 2013 23:54:13 -0500

rosalienowmoreno:

Now we reached the part when I need to explain the difference between strippers and whores, which I thought was clear by now but we always find figures like you in our way, okay. Well, like you’ve mentioned whores use handjobs, blowjobs and sex as a way to make money, a way tougher way than ours strippers , who only take off our clothes to make money. Did you get it now? Or do you want me to repeat it slowly? I can also provide a PowerPoint if you have more doubts. If you’re trying to scare me, you better turn that flabby ass and walk away because this is not gonna happen.

SAME. FUCKING. THING. A whore in my book is someone who doesn’t handle their body with love. So I see you love your body a lot after all you starved your way to fucking get there I bet. My ass flabby bitch? No. Not. Even. True. And it’s already happening. Apparently you’ve taken about a good twenty to thirty minutes talking about your life and trying to differentiate the ways of a whore and the ways of a stripper. A stripper is a whore according to modern day fucking society. You know why? They get in front of strangers and shake their fucking tits and asses. Jiggling everywhere making probably what? I dunno. forty to fifty dollars a night? Depends on if they take something extra off. Which they do. Especially in Vegas where prostitution is legal and sky high.

Guess who's fucking back from L.A?

Sat, 26 Jan 2013 23:44:43 -0500

lucyxward:

I trust Ella to know what she’s doing though. I don’t think she would give up her loyalty for something she thought was just going to be a fling. And I know that they took you in, they took me in once too. And my brother. But Ella was born into that without a choice of who she could be. I mean, it’s sad when a family gets broken a part, but they’re not actually cut from each other. Not really.

That’s true. But, I still feel Catherine Moreno is rolling around in her grave just thinking about her daughter’s choices. That’s just my opinion though. You know Catherine was a woman of loyalty and extremely-family oriented. I mean I feel like that what was keeping Ella from switching the first place, her mother. I think that’s what keeps everyone from making their decisions. Fear of disappointing the ones they love. Knowing their decision can either be a good or a bad one. ~~I should know. This is what I did what I did before. I had no authority from my parents. I felt I just should go with it. They wouldn’t know, no one in my immediate family would.~~

Here we go.

Sat, 26 Jan 2013 23:37:12 -0500

rosalienowmoreno:

c-odell:

Oh wow only a stripper? Right now, since you just got Chicago from your little bright city Las Vegas, already having the label of cheap stripper isn’t gonna get you very far in this city unless you use your mouth right. And by mouth I mean the words that come out of it. I know your probably used to the other way around, correct? I’m not gonna let your hopes down since you met him what? 72 hours ago. You having the last name Moreno isn’t going to make me be any nice to you. And if it’s not obvious, I’m not one who automatically gets friendly with stripper wives. Just because your Jeremy’s new ~~toy~~ wife and he’s my best friend, like I said before, doesn’t mean I’m gonna be sally-sue with you. And by looking at you and him, I give this relationship about a year and a half. Hey, that’s longer than Kim Kardashian right?

Sweetie let me explain you a few things, I’m a stripper with mucho gusto. Do you see this body here? This body is what all your men here in your dull and dead Chicago go seek in my Las Vegas, and your best friend, well, I’m not sure about this part since he handy mentioned you once in this what? 72 hours? You apparently know more about out lives than we do, of course. If it wasn’t for my lovely husband I would still be using my last name because, as you can see, I don’t need things to get easy for me, I et what I want. And yes, more than Kim’s marriage and probably way more than yours if you don’t swollow this grocery owner attitude.

I don’t care about your body figure that must have taken a lot of binging and starving to get it there congratulations. Want an Nobel Peace Prize for your achievement He probably didn’t mention me because I had no reason to be mentioned in the conversations he had with you. However your exchanges go with him. Dull dead Chicago? Perhaps you should just stay here for a while and maybe the dull part with disappear from your brain and the dead part with stick. You get what you want dear because you use your grower, handjobs, and mouth to get to that position. Even a third grader can see that. Oh yeah, this attitude is more like a personality now. Anyways, I’m gonna give a little heads up. The life you got yourself into is only gonna be worse then the little fucked up one you just got yourself out of sweet cheeks.

Guess who's fucking back from L.A?

Sat, 26 Jan 2013 23:29:55 -0500

lucyxward:

c-odell:

You saying that whole neutral thing has got me thinking now. I don’t know where I stand with all this, seriously. I head Ella Moreno already turned her back on the Malones. But, I dunno.

And I think all of Chicago is ready for the next scandal. Or massacre. Or sudden death of a beloved Chicago citizen known far and wide through the city.

Yeah, I guess she did… She switched sides for love, though. I’d like to think that makes up for it. And I think she still knows that she’s a Malone and a Moreno in the end, when the day is done. You can’t actually get rid of your ties to family. But she’s happy where she is.

So long as it’s no one that I care deeply for, then by all means, let the city blow up. I’m tired of the people I actually like being the ones that get targeted.

Come on love? Really? For love? The thing about love is it can last for a day maybe even a few decades. But, family is forever. And the Malones and Morenos took me in as their own so I feel I owe them a great debt of gratitude.

I agree one hundred percent with you.

Here we go.

Sat, 26 Jan 2013 23:20:06 -0500

rosalienowmoreno:

I’m start to get worried since I don’t get any booklets or guides about everyone… Apparently for him wasn’t a that bad decision, anyway… Only stripper, thank you, housewives is something not do appealing to me, and Charlotte will suit fine for now.

Oh wow only a stripper? Right now, since you just got Chicago from your little bright city Las Vegas, already having the label of cheap stripper isn’t gonna get you very far in this city unless you use your mouth right. And by mouth I mean the words that come out of it. I know your probably used to the other way around, correct? I’m not gonna let your hopes down since you met him what? 72 hours ago. You having the last name Moreno isn’t going to make me be any nice to you. And if it’s not obvious, I’m not one who automatically gets friendly with stripper wives. Just because your Jeremy’s new ~~toy~~ wife and he’s my best friend, like I said before, doesn’t mean I’m gonna be sally-sue with you. And by looking at you and him, I give this relationship about a year and a half. Hey, that’s longer than Kim Kardashian right?

Guess who's fucking back from L.A?

Sat, 26 Jan 2013 23:07:21 -0500

lucyxward:

Oh trust me, I already know who I’m voting for too, regardless of the fact that I’m technically ‘neutral’ now. You stick to what you know, and I know he’s the best of the bunch.

Wouldn’t have expected anything less from Chicago, really. I’m just counting down the days until the next political scandal breaks out.

You saying that whole neutral thing has got me thinking now. I don’t know where I stand with all this, seriously. I head Ella Moreno already turned her back on the Malones. But, I dunno.

And I think all of Chicago is ready for the next scandal. Or massacre. Or sudden death of a beloved Chicago citizen known far and wide through the city.

Here we go.

Sat, 26 Jan 2013 22:56:00 -0500

rosalienowmoreno:

c-odell:

And you are?

Rosalie Moreno.

Oh shit you’re the unlucky girl Jeremy got hitched too. I told him drinking would get him into fucked up situations but, he’s hardheaded as fuck. Well aren’t you just everything and a bag of chips. Jeremy sure has his hands full. Stripper and housewife? Must be a homerun for him. Oh yeah, Charlotte O’Dell. Please feel free to call me all the Charlotte nicknames in the book.

Guess who's fucking back from L.A?

Sat, 26 Jan 2013 22:53:34 -0500

lucyxward:

c-odell:

About the same, maybe a smidge better. Anyways, I’ve been in L.A. for about a year or so. No apparent reason really just wanted to get the hell out of here, you know. But, I couldn’t just stay away from Chicago after all it looks fairly safe to come back.

Well it’s good to see your face again. And Chicago does have a tendency of drawing you back in whether you like it or not. Things have been fairly quiet around here recently, minus the whole Spencer thing…

Oh yeah that whole mayor thing. It’s starting to get pretty fucking nerve racking with all the posters and commercials on local tv and shit. But, I already know who I’m voting for. Mainly due to loyalty, mainly for political ideas.

But with Rosarios, Abshires, and Malones running? There’s bound to be bloodbath. Hell there already is after the way daddy Abshire got himself gunned down. Do I smell political corruption? Fuck yeah I do.

Here we go.

Sat, 26 Jan 2013 22:45:53 -0500

rosalienowmoreno:

And you are?

Guess who's fucking back from L.A?

Sat, 26 Jan 2013 22:43:03 -0500

lucyxward:

c-odell:

Lucy!

How are you, darling?

I’m actually really good. What about you? I feel like I haven’t seen you in ages.

About the same, maybe a smidge better. Anyways, I’ve been in L.A. for about a year or so. No apparent reason really just wanted to get the hell out of here, you know. But, I couldn’t just stay away from Chicago after all it looks fairly safe to come back.